And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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