Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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