It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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