Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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