CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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