I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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