I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
