so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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