i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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