I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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