We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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