Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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