with your own penis?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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