How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
His nipple licking is glorious
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