Its about making memories worth repressing
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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