doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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