maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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