Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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