And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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