he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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