omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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