so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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