4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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