No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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