Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
