Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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