Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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