I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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