so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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