Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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