She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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