And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
