I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's shark week go big or go home
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
