she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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