no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I look better un-naked...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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