Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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