ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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