You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
false alarm, still single
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