8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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