Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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