We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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