matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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