butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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