So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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