I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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