I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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