i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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