He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
