See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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