Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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