I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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